The Interrogation Room

Just when you thought the musical re-education camp in Mashhad couldn't get any more peculiar, Jixai turns the tables. Forget just beaming sonic propaganda at the kids; now, the architect of this auditory uprising is actively soliciting confessions... feedback, they call it. On April 9th, a dispatch crackled through the wires: "We're putting together a feedback video! 😄 We spent two sessions chatting with the kids about what they’ve been working on, what they enjoyed, and how we can make things even better."

Two sessions! Can you imagine the scene? Small figures hunched under the glare of inquiry, spilling the beans on their favorite parts of the brainwashing... er, workshops. Did they enjoy the rhythmic indoctrination? Was the introduction to traditional Persian instruments sufficiently mind-altering? Were the Noggles tight enough?

Quantifying the Madness

Some of the young recruits subjected to Jixai's feedback initiative.

This wasn't just some touchy-feely group hug. Oh no, Jixai followed up with cold, hard numbers – the kind of metrics that make the bean counters twitch. "Updating impact metrics for our Feedback Session: 7 children participated... completed 570 minutes of workshop time across recording and meetup sessions." Seven souls clocked in nearly ten hours of combined time under the influence of Jixai's methods, culminating in this feedback extraction.

The evidence even includes visual confirmation – a short video clip showing the subjects in their natural habitat, some milling about outdoors, others sitting indoors, one poor girl still sporting those damnable oversized red square glasses. Proof, if any were needed, that this operation is not just broadcasting, but actively listening, refining its methods, ensuring the cultural contagion takes deeper root. They're building a feedback loop, a self-correcting mechanism for this whole bizarre experiment. God help us all.