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FDA-approved charcoal products bring professional care to digital natives
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Key facts
- 1Launch of FDA-approved charcoal skincare products
- 2Professional branding and photography
- 3USDC payment integration on Slice platform
- 4All-natural ingredient focus
The Clean Revolution
In a world where snake oil salesmen hawk digital salvation through pixelated promises, Goyabean has done the unthinkable - launched an FDA-approved skincare line that actually delivers the goods. The Nouns Supplements skincare collaboration burst onto the scene February 22nd with a lineup that would make a dermatologist weep tears of joy.
Pure Product, Pure Truth
The initial arsenal features two weapons of mass rejuvenation: an all-natural charcoal facial cleanser fortified with aloe vera, and its companion in arms, a pure charcoal soap. These aren't your grandmother's beauty products - they're pharmaceutical-grade face-fixers that have passed the FDA's rigorous gauntlet of approval.
The Moisture Offensive
By early March, Goyabean unleashed the second wave of skin salvation - a Hydration Cream armed with the moisture-locking power of Hyaluronic Acid, creating a lightweight force field of dewiness on even the most parched facial landscapes. Alongside it marched the Firming Cream, a temporal manipulator combining Coenzyme Q10's antioxidant firepower with DMAE's skin-tightening properties to wage war against the cruel passage of time.
"Turn back time with a powerful trio: Coenzyme Q10's antioxidant boost, Hyaluronic Acid's moisture surge, and DMAE's firming lift," proclaims Goyabean in the product manifesto. "Smooth, tighten, and glow with every use."
Exfoliation Revolution
Before March could breathe its last, the skin salvation army expanded again with the Exfoliating Hemp & Luffa Bar - a tactile terrorist that sloughs away dead skin cells with prejudice. This handcrafted weapon of dermal destruction comes infused with tea tree essence, as refreshing as a cool mountain stream after a three-day mescaline bender in the desert.
Digital Distribution Done Right
The products are available now through Slice's digital marketplace, with the revolutionary option to check out using USDC. The professional photography and slick branding make it clear - this isn't some basement operation, but a serious contender in the high-stakes skincare game.
Each product bears the unmistakable mark of its pedigree - gluten-free, vegetarian, vegan, alcohol-free, and cruelty-free certifications from an FDA registered supplier. This isn't just skincare; it's a statement of principles in a world gone mad with synthetic shortcuts.