The Dawn of a New Venture

In a bold manifestation of digital-meets-physical commerce, Nouns Supplements has burst onto the skincare scene with their first three handcrafted products. The launch, appearing like a fever dream in the early hours of February 4th, 2025, marks the beginning of Goyabean's ambitious vision for a comprehensive natural skincare line.

Raw Materials and Wild Innovation

The initial offering reads like a manifesto of natural healing: raw shea butter stripped from the earth itself, a peppermint coffee scrub that promises to wake the dead (or at least your skin cells), and an aloe & cool cucumber soap that could soothe a sunburned lizard in the desert heat. Each product, adorned with their distinctive branding, stands as a testament to their commitment to quality over flash.

The Digital Frontier

This isn't just another product launch - it's a full-scale integration of natural wellness with digital commerce. Through Coinbase Commerce, they've eliminated the traditional barriers between customers and their skincare salvation. But the madness doesn't stop there - in a swift move that would make a Silicon Valley startup weep, Goyabean has integrated the entire line into the Slice platform, enabling onchain shopping with USDC. The collaboration with Vrbs has produced a lineup that would make a snake oil salesman weep with envy - except these products are legitimate, all-natural, and ready for battle against the synthetic skincare industrial complex. In a final stroke of genius, they've attached a 10% referral program to every product, turning satisfied customers into zealous evangelists of the natural skincare revolution.